I have my old face on, firmly affixed. Big doe-like eyes. A sparkling smile. Long in the tooth, button-nosed, cheeky, sideburns that go..all…the..way..down.
I am suffering, I fear, from a bad case of Placebo Effect.
I dreamed last night I was wanted for a crime. I had to sneak through security. I did it by tossing doughnuts over a fence. The cops scampered away like dogs after crust.
I miss casual Fridays!
I am the luckiest man in Doldrum County!