I decided today that I want George Bush to win simply because I like the romantic notion of “going underground.” As the reinvigorated and legitimized GOP would surely move quickly in January to squelch dissent, suspend elections, and wage war on its own citizens, I, along with my compatriots, would drop out of sight, live in a series of safe houses, and begin a nasty propaganda campaign and guerilla war against the administration. God, think of it! It would be thrilling. No more of this boring stuff of buying groceries, going to movies, voting, speaking an opinion, thinking.