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Please be aware as you plan your day that CNN is currently reporting that JOHN STAMOS AND HIS WIFE ARE SEPARATING. Expect traffic delays, increased security precautions, sporadic rain showers, public expressions of grief and a general feeling of loss.

How did this happen? Could it have been prevented?

2 Comments

  1. rakish

    I’m guessing that her refusal to dial 10-10-987 before making long distance phone calls played a role in this somehow.

  2. d_trevor

    She got sick and tired of him thumpin’ the tubs for The Beach Boy(s).

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