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My Prizewinning Ass

I was just contacted by yet another journalist who wanted to interview me about my recent award. What am I going to do with all the money? Do I use a special polish to achieve that shiny luster, or is it naturally like that? How will I use this special achievement to help other, less privileged folks? Do I sleep on my stomach?

My answer are always different, and always made-up. Sometimes I don’t answer at all– I just put the phone in my trousers and run around the kitchen until the phone slides out of my pants leg. In fact, I making this all up now, and am writing it from inside a pair of baggy pajama pants (not mine).

See you at tomorrow’s meeting.

1 Comment

  1. tasteetriceps

    Encore, buddy.

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