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Dear Abby:
What exactly does Missy Elliott mean when she says “my twinkies look stinky on the Benz”. I know the Benz reference, of course–but what are twinkies, besides indestructibly delicious snack cakes? And is the fact that they are stinky a good thing?

I know when my snack cakes go stinky (which is very rarely, I’ll admit), I usually throw them out.

signed,
Confused in Connecticut

2 Comments

  1. Anonymous

    Dear Confused,

    I wouldn’t know. I don’t eat Hostess snacks. I’m a Little Debbie gal!

    My advice is to buy some Star Crunch and some Oatmeal Creme Pies. See how they fare in the Benz.

    Good luck!
    -A

  2. RichardS

    Twinkies

    Thanks, Abbey, but “My oatmeal creme pies look stinky on the Benz” just doesn’t have the same street cache, methinks.

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