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Dear Abby:
What exactly does Missy Elliott mean when she says “my twinkies look stinky on the Benz”. I know the Benz reference, of course–but what are twinkies, besides indestructibly delicious snack cakes? And is the fact that they are stinky a good thing?

I know when my snack cakes go stinky (which is very rarely, I’ll admit), I usually throw them out.

Confused in Connecticut


  1. Anonymous

    Dear Confused,

    I wouldn’t know. I don’t eat Hostess snacks. I’m a Little Debbie gal!

    My advice is to buy some Star Crunch and some Oatmeal Creme Pies. See how they fare in the Benz.

    Good luck!

  2. RichardS


    Thanks, Abbey, but “My oatmeal creme pies look stinky on the Benz” just doesn’t have the same street cache, methinks.

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